Questions I’m having today about my daughter (a.k.a. Girl):

– If the squeaky wheel gets the grease, what should the screaming, whining, crying, stomping wheel get?
– Is it possible to have PMS at age 5?

My goals for Girl as a soccer player:

– Don’t cry
– Go out on the field when the coach tells you to
– Kick the ball in the same direction as the rest of your team

Girl’s interpretation of prayer and the Bible:

– Saying the Our Father helps me be not so wild and makes me stop thinking about fun stuff.
– There was this rooster. Peter said he didn’t know Jesus, and that was just rude.
– Ezekiel saw some seaweed. He put some water on it and the people came alive again. That was a freaky dream!