I am secure in my marriage mainly because I know my husband will never leave me for a younger woman. Hot young chicks remind him too much of his beautiful oldest daughter. If I catch him glancing at another woman, I just say, “She looks just like B.,” and that’s like throwing verbal cold water on his nether regions.

If another woman does snag him away, it will be an older one who has kidnapped him to make him her boy toy. Older women LUV Bob. He has a fan club of older ladies in California who think he looks like Clint Eastwood. He certainly has the hairline.

I will never leave Bob because he cares about melty beads, as he explains on his blog.

I asked him to write this story on my blog, but he respectfully declined. He’s not enough of a Mr. Mom to post on Motherguilt. At least, not yet. I’m working on him.