Today is a bad day and I know why. I have cursed myself by not forwarding all the good luck e-mails sent to me by friends, which promise good juju if I forward them. Because I never forward them. Never.

In the last few days, I have been sent:

– 8 angels, which I was supposed to send to 8 people
– A chance for God to open doors for me, which I was supposed to send to 10 people
– A prayer for good finances, which I was supposed to send to a multitude of people
– Tips on eating fruit, which I was supposed to send to 10 people to help save their lives
– 4 random questions about myself, which I was supposed to forward to help me learn more about my friends

The e-mail about the angels included this guilt trip: “If you don’t send this to anyone, it means you are in a hurry and that you’ve forgotten your friends.”

Yes, I am in a hurry. But I don’t want to forget my friends. So here you go, friends:

Life is short. God will open doors for you and bless you financially if you eat fruit on an empty stomach. My four favorite smells are chocolate, chocolate, chocolate and chocolate.

There, I feel better. Bad juju, be gone!!