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Merry X-Box

Something is rotten in Whoville these days. Last night as we were watching “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” Boy and Girl decided to write their lists for Santa.

On Girl’s list were two items — a soccer ball that she designed in her own head (pink with Hello Kitty on it), and a flat-screen TV for her room.

Boy had about 12 things on his list. The last item was “about $200 to $300 in cash.”

Trying my best to manage their expectations, I explained that they would probably be disappointed on Christmas morning. Five year-olds do not get flat screen TVs, and Santa does not bring cash, I said, ending with, “Why can’t you just ask for toys?”

I’m tempted to just spill the beans about Santa and be done with it. Sing it with me now — “You’re a mean one, Mrs. Grinch.”

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Comment from lyla
Time November 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm

I do love the “about” $200 to $300. That made me laugh out loud!

Comment from @mackphoto
Time November 28, 2009 at 7:50 pm

We just watched it tonight. I asked the kids what the “bright light” meant at the end of the movie when all of Whoville was singing sans gifts. To my surprise, they “got it” … but there lists are quite extensive, too, so we’ll be right there with ya. ;)

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