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		<title>Drill Baby Drill</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today is my birthday. I never make a big deal out of it because not only is it right after Christmas, it’s also the day after my sister’s birthday. We shared a cake for years – my half always had 3 more candles on it, and my birthday outfits were 3 sizes bigger. Her toys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eww Christmas Tree</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a Christmas tale from my family: Once upon a time, my Sicilian great grandmother got so pissed at her crooked Christmas tree that she nailed it to the floor. This is a woman I can relate to.
Would it be Scroogey of me to say how much I have hated our do-it-yourself Christmas tree from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Expensive Misery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There she is in a sea of bodies floating down the Lazy River, but the name is a lie. There is nothing lazy about this tangle of limbs and inner tubes squirming below me. I hike up and down its concrete banks holding everyone&#8217;s shoes, including hers. I let her go with the rest of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Jiggle Machine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“This is NASA technology;  they developed this for astronauts,”  the cute 20-something trainer boy tells me, a claim that’s guaranteed to make me skeptical.  I never really liked TANG.
The jiggle machine is actually a Whole Body Vibration machine. It looks a lot like a stair machine with fewer moving parts. You stand [...]]]></description>
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